The Wizard of Trans proceed to use his magical powers to try to seduce me into going into his shop. Blocking the way that I was walking, he/it proceeded to hug me and gesture towards the door of his shop. I know what some of y’all are thinking – “Now it’s time for me to practice my 1, 2 Tekken combo!”

Chill out, dawg, it’s not that serious

The reason that you would get approached by these booty magicians is because there are lots of guys that look just like you, who secretly (or not so secretly) like to get down with “dem boyz.” In Pattaya, I’ve seen some fairly masculine looking guys hugged up with these “ladies” of the night

On one particular night I saw a biker gang looking white guy get into the car with a transformer who was wearing a very loud pink dress. The white guy seemed pretty “normal,” and, if I had to pick someone out of a lineup, I wouldn’t guess that he indulges in that kind of thing…. and, on another night, I saw a big 6 foot 5 looking black guy in the club chaperoning around what definitely didn’t seem like a woman….

Anyways, the point is that there are lots of guys who (presumably, like you) look fairly normal, who like getting their stones gobbled up by Asian swamp demons. So don’t be surprised or shocked when you have those types of offers being aggressively marketed your way. And, rather than getting violently offended when decepticons try to give your back engine a tune-up, it’s best to just (politely) say “No (but thanks for the offer 😉)”, and keep it moving

That is, unless you freaky….. 👀

-Danny Flight

YouTube @theflightmadness

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